|"I hope you enjoyed using my word,|
incidentally, I take Paypal now."
Anyway, the Tubman twenty thing. Smonald Schtrump came out and accused Treasury Secretary Jack Lew of bowing to political correctness when he finally announced that Harriet Tubman would be replacing Andrew Jackson on the bill:
|The $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson.|
Sure, he wrote the Declaration of
Independence, but what's he done lately?
-Smonald Schtrump on how Harriet Tubman is
worth about one tenth of Andrew Jackson
|Pictured: Some guy.|
|Like most sausage festivals, women|
are disproportionately underrepresented.
It's not political correctness, it's more like a political correction. That's why we're kicking Jackson off the twenty; we're trying to balance things out a little and frankly he was kind of an asshole. Nobody's talking about replacing Lincoln, everyone loves Lincoln. We're just taking a small, but important step towards recognizing that people who weren't landed white males also contributed to American history.
|"This is an honor really, thank you, but you know it doesn't make up for centuries of slavery, |
genocide and treating women like baby-making servants, right? Like, not by a long shot."
-Harriet Tubman (actual quote)