|Pictured: Angry mob.|
|A choice to be orange and |
goon-like. Also sleazy.
The protestors even blocked the entrance to the hotel where he was speaking forcing him and his staff to walk up an embankment.
|An embankment! Like a common...uh, wait, what|
scuttles up embankments? Goats? Like a common goat!
|Finally, a retired, elderly college basketball |
coach is weighing in. This contest is over.
"I'll tell you who they said wasn't presidential...Harry Truman. And Harry Truman, with what he did in dropping and having the guts to drop the bomb in 1944, saved billions of American lives."
-former basketball coach and adult
who calls himself Bobby, Bobby Knight
Um, leaving aside the fact that Harry Truman dropped the bomb in 1945 and that the population of the United States was no where near a billion much less billions with an 's,' what the shit?
I think we all think President Schtrump would drop the bomb. Like, all the time. On anyone. That's why we're all terrified that he might one day be handcuffed to the nuclear football.
|"Perimeter Breach! The stanchion is |
down! Fall back! Repeat, fall
back to the concierge's desk!"
I think there's probably an Oscar Wilde quote that applies here. The one about how the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about? I don't know, it seems weird to apply it to Schtrump. He doesn't seem like much of a reader. Clive Cussler or Tom Clancy maybe. I don't know, something about submarines, but I'm getting off topic.
|He's like Danielle Steel but for old white guys.|
|C'mon, he used to be on Fox news |
and worked for Lehman Brothers.
Let's smash some windows about that!