|I'm not saying it's off the table |
mind you, just not super-likely.
|'Hillary Clinton: is soft on ice ages. Me? I'll |
screw the next ice age with it's pants on. Fact.'
What? Like it's any stupider than the vaccine thing. Anyway, a lot can happen in a hundred thousand years. Our species could be extinct, or maybe we'll have invented warp drive and will be fucking up alien planets. The important thing to keep in mind is that this news isn't really an upside to climate change. If anything, it's another harbinger of our planet's doom. Damn, went dark again. Sorry. Next time we'll talk about Star Wars or something, promise.
|I guess what I'm saying is look on the bright side: this will be the ape's problem.|