|Seriously, fuck you cancer.|
Yes. Cops, who I can only assume were among the R.P.D.'s cleverest investigators, went to Bowie's hotel room after a concert and found him and his friends all smoking the pot. Did I mention Iggy Pop was there? Anyway, it was some fine police work, but why bring it up now?
|Wait, for real? Just pot? Did they even look in the nightstand?|
|Rochester: come for the arts and nightlife,|
stay for the draconian drug law enforcement!
You know, if decisions we make play out in some alternate universe as some physicists wildly speculate, does this mean that somewhere there's some alternate universe out there where David Bowie spent fifteen years in prison in upstate New York on some possession charge and we all sat through a shitty version of Labyrinth starring Mick Jagger, who would have been, at best, a Goblin Duke?
|Yes. Other differences between Earth Classic and Alternate Earth include mandatory|
casual Fridays, butter-flavored soft drinks and oh, we sold Florida back to Spain.