|It's that or we all need to get better at chess.|
|"Well then maybe just shut up and |
let us experts work on it, Ok?"
-Some touchy Oncologists
|"Yeah sure, and after that maybe|
I'll just invent cold fusion..."
-Joe Biden, snarkingly
|Pictured: just some of our |
nation's 318.9 million losers.
I'm not trying to be a funssassin here, I know everybody loves to set money on fire, but the lotto is basically a giant Kickstarter campaign where instead of a new expansion for Cards Against Humanity all we get is a couple more rich people. I bet if we all chipped in, we could have cures for all kinds of diseases. Cancer, HIV, even whatever's up with Mike Huckabee.
|He actually can't hear the crazy shit that comes |
out of his mouth. It's a serious medical condition.