|"No, we're huge fans, we've even crafted a simple,|
wooden digital projector just for the occasion."
-Some Amish guy
|"Let's see, five trillion, one hundred fifty-two|
billion, six hundred million and-ok that's all of
it, all the money. Pull the movie, we're done."
-Some Disney exec
|Above: Darth Vader, noted whiner and|
child-murderer (source: prequels)
Look, I have every confidence in the world that the new Star Wars will be better than the prequels, but what if it's just ok? Can anything really live up to the expectations we've heaped upon it? What if after all this build-up it's-hey look, robots!
|"Yup robots. Adorable robots. One of them's even orange. |
Face it nerd, I've already got your eleven dollars..."
-J. J. Abrams, not being wrong