|Above: Just some of the Pope's child slaves.|
(source: massive supposition)
But then his staff came forward and tried to walk it back. While they admitted that he met with Davis, they insisted that it doesn't mean they're like, going steady or anything:
|From Federico's lips, to your ears.|
|"So, where are you registered?"|
See? No need to worry. He probably just met with Davis because the pontiff traditionally caps off state visits by meeting with low-ranking local officials from obscure backwaters.
|What? They have a lot in common. He's the supreme religious authority for over 1.25 |
billion Catholics worldwide, and she stamps forms and files your vehicle registration.
|In a surprising move, the Vatican|
introduced new priest's garb today.
And similarly, maybe just because he shook hands with the evangelical right's poster-child for intolerance, we shouldn't take it as an indication of support for her entire political agenda? I mean, whatever is wrong with Kim Davis probably isn't contagious.
|Still your eminence, I'd wash my hands if I were you...|