|"Wow. That's a lot of gayness..."|
|So midichloirians. Ngun's team|
discovered gay midichlorians.
|"See? What'd I tell you? Prison sex."|
-Ben Carson, even
|"Well, would you read 'The Amazing Acute |
Radiation-Sickness-Man?' No? Then shut up."
|Or you could, you know, just ask|
someone if they're into dudes...
"Sexual attraction is a fundamental part of life, but it's not something we know a lot about at the genetic or molecular level. I hope that this research helps us understand ourselves better and why we are the way we are."
-Dr. Ngun, on why all the gay
|Ok, they were invented for research, but|
how long before they invent tiny gay pigs?.
Look, I'm totally a science fan. I mean, I'm not good at it and don't understand all the sciencey parts, but I appreciate it and think we should always be expanding our knowledge of the world around us. That said, we should also be super-careful about what people will do with studies like this one which can easily be seen as, but are way more nuanced and complicated than, 'hey look, a gayness detector.' Because, to extend my earlier nerdnalogy even further, that's how you end up with Sentinels.
|"Gay-gene detected. Surrender or be destroyed."|