|Pictured: Flanders and some women he|
pays to pretend to find him interesting.
"You're one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so it's just passé at this juncture."
-Scott Flanders, Playboy CEO,
pointing out the flaw in his
company's business model
Oh, did I say that Playboy would no longer be objectifying women? Sorry, that's not entirely true, they'll just no longer be objectifying naked women.
|"I got the idea for Playboy back in 1953 when I realized that |
men are hormone-driven idiots and that women are objects."
-Some elderly cruise ship captain
|And a 4% chance that your next search |
is some combination of these things.
Back? Great. So the internet has finally driven Playboy out of the puerile hootenanny photography business, what's the plan now? Less nudity, more liquor ads and investigative journalism. No, really. That's what they got.
|"Don't judge me, I only read it for the liquor ads..."|