|"I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of |
Scandal, because now your soul is mine!"
|Above: the titular Sex Box whose opacity was |
far more instrumental in the show's cancellation
than OMM would have you believe.
Anyway, why are we talking about these obnoxious Helens Lovejoy? Because now they're angry about The Muppets.
|The heads of all 40,000 members of One Million Moms just exploded.|
|Above: The Muppets encouraging|
pantslessness since 1955.
|"I just don't know what to do. If only|
there was some way to turn the TV...off."
But no, that would be too reasonable. One Million Moms (again, it's just a name) demands that the series halt production, all copies be burned, buried and then that the earth be salted so that nothing may grow where it lie. Because the children. The children!
|I'm sorry are you saying that you don't support One Million Moms and their efforts|
to clean up the media? Why do you hate the children so much? You're just the worst...