|"I'm sorry hun, I just...I just can't. I know we're married on paper, |
but without Kim Davis's signature it just doesn't feel...real..."
|"Jesus, Ted, stop talking about Kim|
Davis and pick up a goddamn hose!"
Davis was being held in contempt of court for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples because God Himself told her that doing so would bring His righteous anger down upon her and the people of Kentucky. So in many ways she's a hero (no she's not).
|"Wait, she I said what? That's not, I didn't...I was misquoted. Misquoted!"|
|I think he's been like crashing |
on her couch this whole time...
Well, normal for a self-righteous homophobe who thinks her local government job grants her the authority to overrule Supreme Court decisions.
|I'll admit that I don't remember the entire Schoolhouse Rock! song, |
but I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court trumps Kim Davis.
|Pictured: Kim Davis not at all enjoying|
the attention this has brought her.
Hang on, what's a 'whipping post?'
-County Clerk Kim Davis clarifying
that her stubborn refusal to do her job
doesn't actually make her a hero
Davis says she won't interfere with her deputies issuing licenses, but since she won't affix her +2 Holy Seal of County Clerkdom to them she's not entire sure they'll be legal. Fortunately she's not like, in charge of Kentucky, so the Governor weighed in saying:
|"Oh yes they will. Don't listen to her."|
-Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear*