|Damn you Comedy Computer®! |
Have you no scruples?
|"Today obscure t-shirt manufactures,|
tomorrow, the defense network!"
|Pictured: Michael Fowler. Ok, not the |
Michael Fowler, but it's a Michael Fowler.
I blame Google Image Search.
-Michael Fowler, Founder, Solid Gold Bomb
Wow. He's clearly so traumatized by all that's happened to him, he's even unwilling to trust his own grammar check. You can't help but feel for the guy...disgust that is. You can't help but feel utter disgust for the guy.
Oh, and on a side note what the hell is the 'Keep Calm' thing all about anyway? Well, Keep Calm and Carry On was a British WWII slogan invented to boost morale while London was being leveled by German bombs. Recently it's been picked up and parodied on things like mugs, posters and obviously t-shirts in an effort to see how quickly a phrase can be run into the ground. I'd say mission: accomplished, wouldn't you?
|British stiff-upperlippedness, tea and a little Xanax will get you through any crisis.|