|Captain, I find this |
implausible...even for us.
What's even more sciency is that it also tasted like carbon dioxide which can maybe possibly indicate the not completely out of the question possibility that there may be some sort of life-ish stuff. Not awesome life like a civilization of Wookies or Greek gods, but maybe bacteria or some kind of space algae. That would be something, the kind of something that would bring a certain underfunded space program some much needed space bucks.
|Without bacteria, Jamie Lee Curtis |
would have exploded years ago.
|Breaking News: The Pope announced |
today that he is, in fact, Catholic.
|"You'll never get you hands on our...|
trees? Psychic pony tails?
What is it you're after again?"
2-World peace! If we learned that we were but one voice in an infinite choir of intelligent beings across the universe, we might finally learn to put aside our differences and learn to live in harmony. Of course, as soon as the kumbayas are out of the way I suspect we'll be invading a planet full of naked blue space elves in order to get our greedy hands on their rich deposits of gimmickonium. On the plus side we'll be strip-mining their planet as a united people. So there's that.
|I don't care what planet you're from,|
family photos are always lame.
3-Acceptance. Eventually the novelty will wear off, Progresso will start making extra chunky Plomeek soup, and everyone will eye with suspicion the Tenctonese family that just moved in next door. Not because they're aliens, but because they drive a Prius. What, do they think they're better than us or something?
|"No, actually, it's not cool. |
You guys are dicks."