It's Election Day! Everybody write in 'Yo Mama.'

Always vote the opposite of
the guy in the Tricorn Hat. 

Go vote, like seriously. Staying home is not going to punish anyone but everyone (including yourself). I'll try not to get super political on you here (yeah, you may want to stop reading here), but I would like to point out that the same guys who broke the economy in the first place are now predicting huge gains based largely on American dissatisfaction with the economy (yes, I know it's more complicated than that). This, to me, is insane. It's like, well it's like this hastily created comic:

So for real, stop whining and go vote. It can and will get worse if you don't (and probably will anyway).  Besides, voting lets you feel superior to people who didn't vote. And who doesn't like a good smugging? Wear that stupid 'I Voted' sticker with insufferable pride, it actually does make you a better person. Oh, and one more thing: if you're still on the fence remember: there used to be 9 planets in our solar system. Nine. Then the Republicans were in charge and now there are 8. Think about that when you go to the polls tomorrow...

Never forget.