|Always vote the opposite of |
the guy in the Tricorn Hat.
So for real, stop whining and go vote. It can and will get worse if you don't (and probably will anyway). Besides, voting lets you feel superior to people who didn't vote. And who doesn't like a good smugging? Wear that stupid 'I Voted' sticker with insufferable pride, it actually does make you a better person. Oh, and one more thing: if you're still on the fence remember: there used to be 9 planets in our solar system. Nine. Then the Republicans were in charge and now there are 8. Think about that when you go to the polls tomorrow...