Un-Duckwothy!

Ha! Cadet Bonespurs. So did you see this? Senator Tammy Duckworth from Illinois called the President Cadet Bonespurs as part of her response to the President's bullshit tweets about how Democrats hate the military because they won't give a popular-vote-losing gameshow host funding for his stupid border wall.

Hey, the President made a promise to racist
idiots and by God, he means to keep it. 

"Mrrchumm..chumm..."

-The President

Sorry, I'm being reductive. Because they won't give in to him and his border wall and his racist immigration policies. Anyway, she was responding specifically to his tweeting that:

"Democrats are holding our Military hostage over their desire to have unchecked illegal immigration. Can't let that happen!"

-Noted stable genius and America's

healthiest adonis, Donald Trump

"Yup, that's us: illegal immigration,
high taxes and we hate the troops.
You sure got our number Donald..."

-Democrats

So first of all, you don't need to capitalize 'military' there. Secondly, really? Democrats want unchecked illegal immigration? Just open the borders, hell, why even have customs? Yeah, that's what the Democrats have wanted all along. What a shitheel. Anyway Duckworth, herself a veteran who lost both legs in Iraq was calling the President out for his insistence on behaving like a obnoxious middle-schooler instead of working towards a compromise with Democrats and ending the shutdown and after referring to him as a five-time draft dodger she went on to say:

..."and I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops, and millions of inno1cent civilians in danger."

-Senator Duckworth on how the

President can go fuck himself

"I'm sorry Mr. President, what was that about how we're holding the
military hostage? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my heroism and sacrifice."

-Senator Duckworth

"C'mon, let's get oot of here!"

-a lot of us

The draft dodging and 'Bone Spurs' thing refers to Trump's four college deferments that got him out of most of the Vietnam war and then his final deferment for bone spurs. I'm sure bone spurs are very painful...or at least they cause inconvenient swelling which I'm sure is very distracting in the middle of a war. And granted, the Vietnam War was a fucked up time and admittedly a lot of us would have been on the first boat to Canada-that's how you get to Canada, right? But then a lot of us aren't throwing a tantrum over not getting what we want and shutting down the government. 

Also, Mitch McConnell from Trump's own party was the the one to object to Claire McCaskill's motion to ensure military pay and death benefits going into this whole thing, so really Republicans need to shut up about being the party that's always looking out for the troops. 

"Really Mitch? Really? You're objecting to paying the...ok..."

-Senator McCaskill, just over it