|Move over Cicero...|
|Above: The bar in question.|
|Pictured:the ruins of a typical |
American city. Thanks Obama...
|For those keeping score, quiet voices |
became a chorus that became an earthquake.
-Trump, strangely not mentioning the
3 million more who voted for Clinton
|I'm sure there's a new agency to help |
victims of white collar crime too, right?
Because that's an actual thing that exists.
But it's not all doom and gloom. Oprah Winfrey told David Rubinstein that she wouldn't completely not say that she would never run against Trump. Holy shit, you know, the possibility of watching Oprah Winfrey kick Donald Trump's ass in an election might not only be proof that we've slipped into some impossible alternate universe, but also be the only thing that's going to get me through the next four years.
|I think we all feel the way Oprah does.|