|"C'mon, just a couple? Or how 'bout some Humvees |
with gun turrets? Pfft...you guys used to be cool."
-The Inauguration Commitee
|Unfortunately, cutbacks meant meant key|
assets like the Mobile Command Center
have been mothballed. Thanks Obama...
"Can you send us some pictures of military vehicles we could add to the parade...I explained that such support would be out of guidelines..."
-An actual Pentagon official having to explain
to Trump's staff that military vehicles are not toys
|I'm kidding, Inauguration Day was very well|
attended. Look at this photo of-oh, wait, that's the
Women's March. Huh, way more came to that...
And another thing, Trump is a real-estate developer, it's not like he has any connection to the military other than he thinks it would be neat to start a war or two. If anything, he should have paraded a phalanx of lawyers down Pennsylvania Avenue.
|Besides, marching alongside hundreds of lawyers, Trump might|
have come off almost likable. That's right, lawyer jokes. I'm edgy.
-The only person who actually
likes the electoral college
And if there is evidence, like actual proof that the campaign coordinated with Russian intelligence to get Trump elected, shouldn't we all be freaking out about this right now? Freaking out and putting a hold on things like, Supreme Court nominations and dismantling the health care law? Because I'm kind of freaking out right now. It's a mix of despair, schadenfreude and the unshakeable feeling that no matter how guilty this guys is, he's going to hang in there 'till the bitter end.
|I really don't want to jinx anything, but should we putting|
the Nixon escape 'copter on standby? You know, just in case?
*I'm sorry, was I making wild and baseless claims without providing a shred of evidence? How 'bout that...