|Settle down, I'm actually not being nice|
to you. No, stop smiling! It's unnerving...
Thanks because Sir Patrick Stewart is applying for U.S. citizenship for the sole purpose of opposing Trump's administration. That's how much he can't stand Trump, he's willing to become one of us just so he can not vote for him in 2020.
|His biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.|
|Yes, if all my friends drove off a cliff, I'd do|
it to. Clearly there's something awesome
down there and I don't want to miss out.
"...I want to be an American too because all of my friends in Washington said 'There's one thing you can do, fight, fight, oppose, oppose! But I can't do it because I'm not a citizen."
-Sir Patrick Stewart,
bowing to peer pressure
|First we dumped your tea in Boston|
Harbor, now this. Your move Britain.
So I hope you'll join me in welcoming Sir Patrick to America as he embarks on the path to citizenship which, since he's famous and white, should be a snap. Welcome to the fight!