|Above: the future of journalism!|
|I mean, doesn't he have handlers?|
Shouldn't an intern take his iPhone away?
"I think it's a very good thing, and I hope he does a very good job because frankly that would be very, very good."
-Presumptive GOP Candidate and barely
articulate gameshow host Donald Trump
|In their defense, this is what they had to choose from.|
|"Thanks Donald, with your support I'm sure|
I'll do a good job. Which would be good."
-London Mayor Sadiq Khan
The Times interviewer then asked Trump 'why' because when a reporter is confronted the babbling, leathery summation of everything wrong with the Republican party I guess that's all you have left. Trump replied:
"Because I think if he does a great job, it will really--you lead by example, always lead by example. If he does a good job and frankly if he does a great job, that would be a terrific thing."
-Donald Tru-holy shit is this for real?
|"Please, we couldn't make |
this shit up if we tried."
-The New York Times
No seriously, I'm asking. The article didn't say who conducted the interview or where it happened and I'm just some guy that writes a blog about nerd things and people freaking out about public bathrooms. I don't know how to corroborate this, but the New York Times probably didn't make the whole thing up, right? Like, I suppose they could just be screwing with us, but that doesn't sound like a thing they would do and besides, it is in line with the incoherent gibberish he's famous for allowing to trickle out of his face-hole.
|"Jesus would vote Trump. Told |
me himself. Huge supporter. Huge."
-Noted theologian and real-
estate mogul Donald Trump
Let me remind you of an interview he gave to some guy called David Brody back in 2011 about how he gets sent a lot of Bibles:
Brody: I understand a lot of people send you Bibles, is that true?
Trump: Well I get sent Bibles by a lot of people.
Brody: Where are those Bibles?
Trump: Actually, we keep them at a certain place. A very nice place. But people send me Bibles. And you know, it's very interesting.
Yikes. Hey, if you meet a Republican today, give them a hug would you? They're going to need it. I know not everyone can be eloquent and charismatic and really that's not the end-all of being President but it helps to able to string a couple words together. Like, how does this man have buildings named after him?
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