|Visit beautiful Geneva, Switzerland,|
you know, while it's still there.
Sure, physicists were able to use the LHC to confirm the existence of the Higgs Boson particle which is great...I think. I mean, I get that it's a breakthrough in physics, but I can't even follow the goddamn Wikipedia page about it. For all I know, the thing could have opened a hell-portal and it's just taken two years to clean up all the corpses and blood.
|Better get the hose.|
|"Relax, the LHC won't destroy the Earth. I mean, |
I don't think it will. Although, come to think of it,
I'm not sure what a lot of this stuff does...so..."
|What? It could be pudding. The point|
is we won't know for sure until we
start smashing some particles together.
*also, I am very sorry about the title. Like, really sorry. You may have thought that I was better than that, but you would be mistaken.