|I mean other than alcohol and Netflix.|
|Breaking News: Apple has new|
products they'd like you to buy!
|Oh, go for it. It's not like Apple is going to|
come out with a better one in 6 months...
|Pictured: barbarians holding their phones|
like it's the goddamn Middle Ages.
|Well, second most personal depending|
on what you use these iPod speakers for.
"Our goal is to make powerful technology more accessible. More relevant. And ultimately more personal. Apple Watch represents a new chapter in the relationship people have with technology. It's the most personal product we've ever made..."
|Apple Watch: Coming April 2015|
"Go ahead, strap one on."