|Like that time on Three's Company when|
Mr. Furley called Jack a godless deviant and
had him arrested on charges of sodomy.
"I just can't account for the hostility that's been directed at our state...I've been taken aback by the mischaracterizations from outside the state of Indiana about what's in this bill."
-Governor Mike Pence,
taken aback by the abundantly obvious
|"Yeah, you can't order the fettuccine, my|
religion is gluten free. Maybe try the salad?"
|"Let me be clear, I don't hate gay people,|
I'm just looking out for people who do."
-Governor Mike Pence
Look, nobody wants to trample on anyones religious freedom, that was never the point. In fact, most people don't give a shit what others do or do not believe in. What most people do want however is not to be legally classified as a substantial burden and I'm pretty sure that's not asking so much.
|"But my exercise of reli-i-i-i-igion..."|
you know, metaphorically