|Pictured: Basically 9/11.|
|"Here's your grandé Pike's Place. I spit|
in it because Jesus. Have a great day."
|If you work for Oklahoma and just looked|
at his picture, you're fired. You're welcome.
|Sorry highest court in the land |
but Sally Kern called 'no blitz.'
"It's a statement that needs to be made...when the Supreme Court takes this up in a few months it will know that we're here instead of thinking the states have rolled over and died."
-Sally Kern, sticking up for homophobes
|Above: Kern, clutching the void where|
a heart would be in a real person.
Look, I'm sorry I had to dredge Representative Kern back up, but she was in the news again and I think it's important to keep you updated on people who are terrible. If you ever see her on the street, be sure to shout 'Boo.' As an antidote to the deep sense of disappointment you're feeling towards the State of Oklahoma right now, here's a picture of the Muppets. They don't really have any connection to Oklahoma, they just always cheer me up. Enjoy.
|Whenever I find myself bummed out by how unrelentingly shitty people can be|
towards each other, I remind myself that Muppets exist. Works every time.