|What? It is. And yes, I'm an adult. Shut up.|
So the story, and I'm still not entirely sure I buy it, but the story is that Netflix will be developing a series based on The Legend of Zelda.
|If the first 8 episodes are a tutorial on how to watch Netflix, I'm out.|
Yeah, see what I did there? I just burned you Skyward Sword!
|Ok, that one time. Yeah, in 30 years|
he utters one line, and that's it.
So despite advancements in video game technology that allow for spoken dialogue, outside of a few grunt and shouts, Link is silent. Mostly. There were a couple of shitty CD-i games with poorly animated cut scenes in which Link was voiced, but those don't count.
|Besides, I said advancements in video game technology. Burn #2!|
|Oh, that kind of family audience...|
Hopefully 'just like Game of Thrones' is network executive short-hand for 'it'll also make a shit-load of money, just like Game of Thrones' because dark, gritty reboot and Nintendo go together like ill-advised and commercial failure.
|Above: Denis Hopper as King Koopa in the live-action Super Mario Bros. movie,|
which is widely recognized as an ill-advised commercial failure. See?