|Above: Fred Phelps holding a-hey, shouldn't|
there be a comma after 'Fags Die?'
|A goddamned pool. And it's a nice one. Clearly there is no justice in the universe.|
|Look over here! Puppies!|
|Picture: One of the greatest things ever.|
|You can even get gay married |
there just to stick it to them.
But, still, as tempting as it may be to do so, we're really not much better than him and his church if we celebrate the death of a bitter old man. That said, if you're anything like me (you know, petty), it might help you to know that Phelps was apparently excommunicated from the WBC last year. This means that not only was he kicked out of the church, but also that he's been damned to hell. Yup, a place, which according to Phelps, is full of gay people, soldiers, Mr. Rodgers, pretty much everyone he doesn't like.
|Something tells me he wouldn't appreciate the irony.|