|Stupid sun, thinks it's so great...|
|Damn you sun! |
Damn you to hell!
Of course you're probably thinking: "So what? Solar flares happen all the time..." Well, I'll tell you so what, the results will be devastating: power grids might be theoretically disrupted possibly leading to mild inconveniences, communications satellites might drop an occasional call, aurora borealis might even appear at slightly more southern latitudes than it typically does. That's so what. Sure, right now our shields are holding, but for how long I ask you? I say it's time we come up with a plan 'B.' Below I've outlined three bold new alternatives to help us deal our suddenly hostile yellow dwarf:
|We'll get eight full minutes of basking in our triumph|
before we get a face full of corona.
I like my victories pyrrhic.
|If only Lorne Greene were still alive.|
His soothing narration
would make the yahrens just fly by...
|Sure, there's bound to be some |
Morlockism, but it's a small price to pay.
Sure, some of these options may seem drastic, but the sun needs to understand that it can't get away with carelessly ejecting coronal mass in our direction. Who does it think it is anyway?
|Behold: the face of our enemy.|