|Wow, say, that's a nice beard. You know what else is growing?|
My awareness of cancer. Thanks No Shave November participant!
|Isn't that a little like raising awareness of|
obesity by eating cake? No? Fine...
"The goal of No-Shave November is to grow awareness by embracing our hair, which many cancer patients lose, letting it grow wild and free. Donate the money you typically spend on shaving and grooming to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle."
|Unless Altoids cure cancer,|
this is not enough money...
|Pictured: your beard.|
Look, No Shave November is just a website, and can't possibly have eyes everywhere, so who's to say you're not shaving that ridiculous, unkempt face rug? Again, not your beard. Your beard suits you. Anyway, I say maintain your regular grooming routine, donate to No Shave November and have it both ways. Because seriously. Beards. Ugh...
|Stop that! It's not the 1890's|
and you are not a lumberjack!