|"Investing? Why didn't I think of that? Oh well,|
guess it's a lifetime of menial labor for me."
-Pretty much everyone
|Pictured: one of the many businesses|
Trump so smartly ran into the ground.
|"Disproportionate influence? Nah...|
it's probably the one about Jesus."
-Some rich guy
|Above: the puffs for which the|
campaign's statement is cuckoo for.
|"Tell me again how |
this thing is even close?"
To be clear, their argument is that we should vote for Trump because he knows how to game the system. Oh and also because Hillary Clinton is some kind of shadowy puppet master who secretly runs the New York Times and is just like Nixon.
Look, I'm not a political strategist or anything but you'd think his advisors wouldn't want to lean so hard into his incredible business skills since they include declaring bankruptcy, laying off thousands of employees and then reporting massive losses as a way to avoid paying taxes on the $45 million a year he got from his gameshow. Like these aren't reasons to vote for him, these are reasons to show up at his castle with pitchforks and torches.
|Good luck Chapter 11-ing your way out of this one...|