|Pfft...not going to unlock any|
achievements that way...
On the other hand, have you ever played Assassin's Creed? Because it's goddamn amazing. You go around assassinating rival members of a secret society during the French Revolution. Also I think aliens are involved, so you know, it's educational.
|You might even say it's educutional.|
|"Hey gaymo, how's bout a teabag!"|
-Pretty much everyone
else on Xbox live
|Can someone explain to me why I have|
a job like a chump when professional
Halo player was apparently an option?
"When I was competing, I would go though a controller every three months..."
professional Halo-wait, really?
|"Fuck yeah I'm up for talking about|
the Kingdom of Heaven, c'mon in."
|"These hadoukens just roll off the|
thumb. Money well spent I say."
Where does it end I ask you? Where? Well, obviously when we either find a more mature hobby or when we stop shelling out for crazy gimmick peripherals. So, like, never.
|We are, traditionally, a gullible people.|