|That's not the phone number, that's the rent. Thanks Google Glass...|
|The whole point of drinking is to think|
you're awesome for a while. Seeing
video of yourself later defeats this.
|If only there was some way to |
strap the internet to our faces...
Oh well, so long Google Glass. I'm sure we'll see you again, perhaps 20 years from now being mocked by marginally famous people on VH1's We Love the 20-teens. The sad irony is that we'll likely be watching on our fancy internet glasses.
|"Pfft...Google Glass. God, people were idiots back then."|
-Everyone in the future