|Don't worry, there're still plenty of reasons our society is doomed:|
Pandemics, ape/robot uprisings, alien invasion...not zombies though.
You can scratch zombies off the list. They're objectively preposterous.
|Good luck with that,|
So, who do we believe? The jittery Russian scientist who's constantly looking up at the sky, (or down at his dash-cam) waiting for death from above? Or the underfunded American space agency who is still, still, having to explain to idiots that the moon landing was real?
|Pictured: The third of six moon landings NASA spent billions|
of dollars and years of effort faking just to fuck with us.
|As foretold in Mad Max: |
It seems reasonable to track potentially threatening asteroids, but I guess the next question is, what then? Until we have some method of landing Bruce Willis and enough explosives to divert said doom-rock, what'd be the point?
|What? Sending the star of Live Free or Die Hard makes about |
as much sense as sending a rag-tag team of oil-rig workers.
|Above: History was full of stupid.|
Oh. Right. Look, I'm not suggesting that shouldn't track these things, I'm just wondering if maybe we should stop freaking everybody out every time a rock flies by.
|See that son? That's space. Space hates us, and wants to kill us.|
It's the reason you'll never grow up. Learn to fear the unknown.