|At least I think that's his hate-hole, |
it's hard to tell through the beard.
"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying?"
on the anus
So look out gay men, a man who's made a career out of having a beard is going to talk you out of your gayness. Oh and incidentally, if you shuddered at the thought that he might have some basis for comparison, you're not alone.
|"You know what? The duck guy's got a point. |
C'mon Andrew, let's go find some vaginas!"
|Sorry idolaters, better |
luck next time!
|The Constitution, like the Bible|
pretty much means whatever
you want it to, huh Bobby?
There's even an online petition called istandwithphil.com which, I shit you not, is asking people stand up for Robertson's intolerance in the name of tolerance. Here, take a look at the letter they'd like you to sign. Oh, and don't think about it too hard, you'll only hurt yourself:
Victim of intolerance.
I'm writing you you regarding your network's intolerant, discriminatory and punitive treatment of Mr. Phil Robertson, star of A&E's #1 hit show, Duck Dynasty...As a Faith Driven Consumer, I am signing this petition to demand that my views be treated with equality and respect in America's rich rainbow of diversity...While the LGBT community may be offended by his opposing view point, your rash, discriminatory and unfair treatment toward Mr. Robertson -a recognized symbol of the faith community-is a slap in the face of Faith Driven Consumers and everyday Americans alike.
|So which part of America's rich|
rainbow are these assholes from?
|"Gay? Son, are you sure? Have you-have you ever watched Duck Dynasty?|
The big guy with the beard says that a vagina is more desirable
than a man's anus and I mean, he would know, he's on TV."