|Staring Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter and|
the bad guy from Die Hard 2, Bogus
Journey is an acting tour de force.
|The future is so bright that protective eyewear is recommended.|
|Upbeat until you realize that no one|
bothered to give Abe a head's up
about changing his theatre plans.
|Skinny ties, upturned collars, printouts...|
wow, that movie nailed the 21st century.
Now go back and watch Aliens, and try to get invested in the struggle of characters you know are doomed to be victims of freezer burn. Sucks, right? So yeah, wanna do another Matrix? Fine, don't care. Point Break 2? Go for it. Just please leave Bill and Ted where they are, spreading peace through power ballads and traveling through time with George Carlin.
|No seriously. If I ever have access to a time machine I'm going to use it to|
A: tell Jim Henson to get a check up and B: meet George Carlin.