|Beard: November 3rd 2013-November 17th 2013|
"...we hardly knew ye..."
|Oh, wait, I think I just got how|
pornstaches connect to diseases...
|Nice face, mind if I make myself at home?|
I guess the mustaches, as a symbol of manliness, are a reminder that male humans exist and by extension have diseases. But is the medical field really in danger of forgetting about a segment of the population they worked so hard to make capable of getting erections well into their 80's?
|"Women? I suppose they probably have health issues as well, |
but who can tell with all that menstruating and skirts?"
-Every doctor before like 1985
|People say they grow on you after awhile.|
What? No, clearly I'm not better than that.
Imagine a coarse, uncomfortable wool sweater stapled to your jaw and slowly creeping down your neck. That's the beard-experience. Can't say I recommend it. Although I guess on the upside you can pretend you're a Viking or that you live in Middle Earth or something, so there's that...
|I don't know, maybe it's just me. These guys seem to be enjoying their beards.|