|Above: The architects of our extinction enjoying demitasses of coffee and croissant.|
|I guess there could be a spaceship under|
there...or maybe, I don't know, rock.
|Here's a tip: fucking move.|
|Aliens: Plausible. Aliens who want|
to hang out with you: less so.
1) Why did the aliens choose that particular mountain and how did they get under it? Have they always been down there, or did they just burrow under it recently? If so, do you suppose they're getting along with the mole people?
2) Assuming they've been there a while what have they been doing all this time? Hibernating in cryo-tubes? Observing our primitive culture? Catching up on RuPaul's Drag Race? What?
|"Holy shit everybody, for the last time, it's just a calendar. Calm down."|
-Steve, High Priest of the Maya