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Superior technology and discipline
always lose to the plucky underdog. |
Put down that crumpet and spit out the tea you limey, Queen-loving haberdasher, it's the Fourth of July! Celebrate the defeat of the Empire at the hands of a rag tag band of Rebel Scum by setting off explosives and drinking heavily. Oh, and BTW Brittan, I know you once basically ruled the planet, but next time try dressing your soldiers in something other than screaming crimson. I'm no tactical genius, but unless you're conquering Mars, red doesn't really blend in. America: Celebrating 235 years of pronouncing '
aluminum' the right way.
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Lieutenant Bartleby: "Dash cunning those Colonials, they seem to know exactly where we are at all times."
Colonel Havershire: "Perhaps if we put taller, more impressive feathers in our hats..." |
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