A crushing blow for the DNC!

It looks like the Democrats have lost a major celebrity supporter and with him any chance of keeping the White House in 2016. That's right, I'm referring of course to acting juggernaut Rob Schneider.

Oh shit! The star of Jaws and Seaquest DSV!
We're going to need a bigger-Wait, isn't he dead?

He was robbed when they gave out the
 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.

No, you're thinking of Roy Scheider, and yes, lamentably he is dead. I'm talking about Rob Schneider, the star of The Hot Chick, and two-time Sylvester Stallone side kick. Schneider, a life-long Democrat who the Washington Times has generously referred to as an actor says he'd become so disillusioned with the DNC that he took his vitamin business out of state. Yeah, his vitamin business. In addition to inspiring a generation of douchebags to quote his Richmeister character, Schneider is also a medical genius.

Pictured: Hitler's invasion of Poland...
or possibly a vaccination, I forget which.

Here's the noted Schneintist Tweeting a comparison between California's vaccination laws and the Nazis (or Nazi's):

Rob Schneider @ RobSchneider

Today, California passed a law to force parents to get a Doc's permisison to not vaccinate kids or they can't attend school! 

Nazi's [sic]

Send a Minut-uh, does he
not know what that means?

Of course, not living in California isn't going to stop Schneider from putting his considerable political clout behind Republican Assemblyman Tim Donnelly for Governor. Donnelly is a vocal supporter of walking around airports with loaded guns as well as the self-appointed boarder guards of the Minuteman Project. Guns? Check. Hates Mexicans? Check. Wow, when Rob Schneider switches parties, he goes all the way, you almost have to admire that.

Yes, Rob, let's go with that.

"The last time I made a movie was seven years ago and that's because we're not being competitive."

-Rob Schneider, 

not deluding himself.

Acting, medicine, politics, truly he is a renaissance man.

Hmm...Renaissance Man, starring Rob Schneider as Leonardo Da Vinci's dimwitted assistant who has to help him woo Mona Lisa played by rabid-foam lunatic Victoria Jackson. Holy shit, I've just written his comeback movie. You're welcome Mr. Schneider. 

Man, between this and the party's stubborn refusal to give John Boener everything he wants, it looks like the DNC is doomed.

"With Deuce Bigalow on our side, no force on Earth can oppose us!"