NOM-NOM-NOM...

Yes, that's exactly the level of crazy.

We already kind of knew that Brian Brown and the National Organization for Marriage were crazy, but did you know they were like 'round the bend, burn it down and then salt the earth so that nothing will ever grow again crazy? Well, they are. You're probably saying to yourself : 'who and the what for what, now?' Here, let me refresh you: Brian Brown is the executive director of the National Organization for Marriage, an anti-gay hate group who, like a homophobic Justice League, formed to save California from being destroyed by gay people getting married.

Pictured: Brian Brown crying in his
goddamned cheerios because gay
people in New York have equal rights.

Having recently lost the battle against same-sex marriage (not to mention reason and perspective) in New York, Brian Brown and the NOM have committed themselves to a new goal: kicking the shit out of Republicans in the next election. Why? Again, the crazy, but also revenge. Rather than come to terms with the fact that gay people have rights whether they like it or not, the NOMs have decided that they'd rather throw a tantrum and trash the few reasonable members of the GOP who had the temerity ($.50!) to stand up to them.

Now normally I'd love to sit back and watch conservatives feast on each other like a bunch of flat-tax, gun-loving zombies, but the Republicans the NOMs are going after this November are the ones who weighed pandering to the religious right against joining the Democrats in doing the right thing and said (and I quote): 'Fuck it...'

"Uuuhhhhggg...no moooore Obaaaamaacaaare...."

-Republican Zombies

Ziiiing!

As social conservatives you'd think the NOM's members would recognize the value of holding on to lawmakers who agree with the other 95% of the Republican platform like insider trading and hunting puppies for sport (what?). But no, they just hate gay people so much that they're willing to eat their own out of retribution. Seriously, that's it. The National Organization for Marriage has no motivations other that hatred and revenge, which, incidentally is something the average married couple can at least relate to.

I'd like to think that the average Republican voter is savvy enough not to let a hate group choose their candidates for them, but then these are the people who made Going Rogue a bestseller...for six goddamn weeks.

I'd bet that they're also responsible for a fair percentage of Going Rouge's
sales before sheepishly trudging back to Barnes and Noble.