|She's not saying 'We're #1,' she's just counting |
the number of Black Fridays where nobody died.
Well, it's as traditional as some bullshit marketing ploy cooked up by retailers to drum up sales can be. Wait, is that tradition, or crass consumerism?
|Due to the lack of boiled sheep organs|
and congealed blood sausage, Thanksgiving
dinner never really caught on in the U.K.
Here, check these out and keep in mind that these are the people who invented keeping calm while doing some other thing during the goddamn Blitz.