|Above: Stupid idiots wasting their time.|
|"Suck on it."|
-people who vote in the midterms
|Oh don't look at me like that.|
Shouldn't you be comptrolling?
But can you really blame me? When someone's trying tell people who they can and can't marry or what they can and can't do with their bodies, it's almost always a Republican. Even if I thought one of them had a good idea (I don't, but go with me on this), I could never vote for one because of all the horseshit that comes along with them.
|It's like being a vegan at a party where the only food is pizza and|
nobody understands why you don't just pick the pepperoni off.*
|"Low unemployment? Healthcare? |
Looks like we got here just in time."
Fun and reassuring yes, I mean who doesn't love to have their worldview reaffirmed? But it's not getting us anywhere. I'm not sure that there's really a solution here short of abolishing political parties or maybe selling ourselves back to Britain-both of which sound pretty damn good right now. Anyway, go vote...you know, for all the good it does...
|"Well, well, well...having second thoughts about all that independence business are we?"|
-The Queen, still riding high
*the answer, of course, is murder-juice and cheese.