|Of course, if these guys were on the Jury...|
Don't laugh, conspiracy fans totally have a case. Like why would a weather balloon crash be newsworthy? I know it was the 40's and nothing of note happened at all that decade, but still, that's a slow news day. But was it aliens?
|I suppose that in the 1940's, any distraction from the radio |
constantly playing In The Mood on loop would have been welcome.
|Unlike most razors available to us,|
Occam's is the opposite of bullshit.
|Above: Agents Scully and not Mulder.|
Thanks aliens, thanks a lot...
|In return we can teach them about this|
thing we humans call love.
We need them to park themselves above out planet, hijack our communications and call us, as a species, on our bullshit. You know, shame us from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.
|"Hey, are you the psychotic chimps who, despite developing |
art, music and science, still murder each other over money,
territory and religion? Wow, way to go guys, way to go."
-Aliens, before subjecting
us to a planet-wide slow clap