|Planning on attending the Sochi Olympics?|
Then you're basically a puppy murderer.
|"Welcome to Sochi, we promise we won't arrest you for |
your deviant behavior, you godless sodomites."
-From the Sochi, Russia tourism board
|Kozak (left) signing the 2013|
Baby Penguin Eradication Act
-Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak,
presumably drunk, because you know, Russians...
|They make Mike Huckabee look like|
Rachel Fucking Maddow.
These are a people who stood up to Napoleon and Hitler, who were the first to launch a human being into space, and who invented goddamn Tetris. Tetris! They deserve better than to be embarrassed before the entire world by these jerks and their irrational hatred.
|"I don't understand why everyone is so upset...perhaps if|
we killed some more dogs you will come to Sochi, da?"