What if the kid's on to something?

"Aaaand cut. Ok everyone, that's a wrap
and remember, take this to your graves."

-Some director

Ok, so, to be clear, I'm not one for conspiracy theories. Like, I can't believe and don't believe that 9/11 was an inside job or that the moon landing was a hoax because I don't believe that the number of people required to pull either of these off would, over time, keep quite about it. Someone will inevitably break. For fame, or for a guilty conscious, or whatever. If there's a conspiracy of more than one person, someone will spill. It's a law of nature. But conspiracy theories are all the rage now, so I thought I'd offer one of my own. And to be clear, I don't subscribe to this, I'm just putting it out there for entertainment value only. So don't like, send in the goons or whatever.

Aww...isn't it cute? He's playing 
unelected strongman. Just like daddy!

The other day, there was a hot mic moment in which the First Buddy was delivering a press conference from the Oval Office because that's what the kind of nation we are now. In it, the...I don't know, First Toddler? Can be heard telling the President that he's not the President and needs to go away. Which, preach. Oh, and all that he needs to, and I quote, "I want you too shush your mouth." Ok, I had to clean that up a bit. Can you believe the mouth on kids these days?

Pictured: Musk offering advice
to the President earlier today.

So the question is where does he get ideas like this? It would suggest that this is how Elon talks either to or about the President. That the comment about the President not being the real President and needing to go away is drawn from Musk playing big man and telling his child that he's the real power behind the throne. But here's where I'm going to wildly speculate: what if he's talking about the election and Trump really isn't the really real President?

Remember that weird comment Trump made back in January when he was still campaigning for some reason? When he said:

Did anyone, you know look into this?
Like, because of the voter fraud he's
evidently admitting to in front of everyone?

"He journeyed to Pennsylvania, where he spent a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, and he's a popular guy. He was very effective. And he knows computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania by a landslide. So it was pretty good, pretty good. So thank you Elon."

-Noted chaos agent Donald Trump

suggesting that he stole the election

"Yeah, we're...we're pretty corrupt."

-Two-thirds of the Court

I mean look, obviously this is me wanting to believe this. Wanting to believe that America didn't really fall for the most obvious Trojan Horse since, uh, the Trojan Horse. Wanting to believe that some whistleblower will step forward with incontrovertible proof that the election was rigged, Harris won, and everything will be right with the world. Of course, this pre-supposes that one: the kid's on to something and two: that the Trump-appointees on the Supreme Court wouldn't just shrug.

Pictured: the guy who named his kid X.

Both of which are unlikely. It's probably just that Elon talks smack to sound big in front of his toddler. But what if it is real and what if my theory about the inevitability of the weak link bears out. What if Donald Trump, in an uncharacteristically noble moment--and in exchange for immunity--puts country ahead of party and self and outs the conspiracy. Yes, unlikely bordering on impossible, but understand that I personally would be happy to let him walk away scot-free if he would just, you know, walk away. 

Seriously. I would trade any comeuppance or justice or whatever for him in exchange for never having to see his smirking face again…oh, and for democracy and a healthy prison sentence for the guy who bought the election for him. Allegedly. And again, I don't believe in conspiracy theories. This is just a conspiracy supposition? Hypothesis?

Once more, let me just reiterate that I think lighting-wielding
space-wizards are more likely to than the scenario outlined
above and way more likely than a DJT hero turn.