|The Enterprise got seatbelts like three movies|
ago, so you can stop making that joke now.
Like I was saying, I saw Star Trek Beyond and I liked it, it was fun. Probably the best Star Trek movie since First Contact. It had a great sense of humor, more character drama and in a refreshing move for a summer action movie, didn't try to remind us of 9/11.
|Holy shit movies, knock it off.|
It'll never be not to soon.
|It's the one where Picard and Worf save |
Data by singing Gilbert and Sullivan.
No, really. Someone wrote this.
|"Save the day with meaningless sciencey|
double-talk? Ach! Don't mind if I do!"
Still there? Are you sure? I'm not going to give away any of the surprises or anything, but if you want to go in cold, stop reading. For real.
|So Kirk can do sweet |
motorcycle stunts. Obviously.
|Never thought I'd miss the lumpy|
forehead appliances, but here we are.
|Of course it's tecno-bullshit, I'm just saying|
it should be consistent techno-bullshit.
|Your logical, unflappable demeanor|
would be a lot more believable if
you'd stop sobbing so much...
|I'm pretty sure that's how |
the Crusades started.
Sorry, what were we talking about? ...right. The movie. I will say that I dug it and if you're a fan you should totally go see it. And if you hate it, just know that your subjective opinion is incorrect and I will not rest until your worldview aligns with mine.
|Why must you hate all that is good and decent?|
What are you, some kind of unfeeling monster?