|In retrospect, they probably should |
have hired Aaron Sorkin's coke habit.
|We're all stupider because this exists.|
|"It's a simple integro-differential equation, |
and it's not going to solve itself."
|She takes with her a generation's hope|
for heightened intellectual discourse
as well as Beetlejuice 2...
Or should we trust Mensa? Maybe this Mensa Match thing is some kind of elaborate long game designed to breed an Übermensch who will lead us into a bold new age of enlightenment and anagrammatic achievement. After all, it worked for the Bene Gesserit.*
|"Paul here is one of my brightest students, he's reading at a third-grade level and has already moved on to fractions. |
We're not supposed to say this to parents, but we're pretty sure you've bred the Kwisatz Haderach. Congratulations!"
*add 10 points to your nerd roll, and then tell me of the waters of your homeworld, Usul.