|Holy shit, Lost had a smaller cast.|
|Republican tradition holds that touching |
Reagan's photo will cure gout.
I came in right around the time Jake Tapper asked Doctor Ben Carson, who is a doctor, if Donald Trump should shut up about the link between vaccines and autism-a bit of fringe crazy he's been clinging to despite the fact it has all the scientifically validly of centaurs. But no one, not one of the other candidates called him out on it.
|Here, let me help. The answer you're looking |
for is 'fuck yes, he should shut the hell up.'
|Duck Hunter? M'eh. I'd suggest|
Hobby-Lobby, Kinsey or Chic-fil-A.
Look, I don't want to tell President Rand Paul how to run his Presidency, but in a tense, potentially life-threatening Secret Service situation, do you really want your body guards tripping over your ridiculous code name? And what about when he's actually asleep?
Kelley: "For the last time Rand, I'm not calling you Justice Never Sleeps."
Rand: "Just keep waving hon, we'll talk about this when we get home."
Kelley: "No Rand. We won't."
|"We're part of a continent. |
Also we have some islands."
There were a lot of ideas put forth tonight, a lot of opinions and lot of uncomfortable Reagan fantasies, but I think Senator Marco Rubio summed it up best when he said:
"America is a lot of things-the greatest country in the world. But America is not a planet."
-Senator Marco Rubio, giving us
his 'I can see Russia from my house'*
And um, well you can't argue with that, America is not a planet. I uh...I think this had something to do with climate change? I don't even know.
|I bet if Reagan were still alive we'd be a planet by now...|
*Yeah, I know Sarah Palin never said this, but it's going to be with her forever.