|Pictured: Kim Davis raising her arms in triumph as, hand to God, Survivor's|
Eye of the Tiger blares in the background. You can't even make this shit up.
|You don't have to be a raging homophobe to|
work here, but it helps! Mondays, am I right?
So Kim Davis has a beef with gay people, whatever, fine. If she honestly believes that when she dies St. Peter himself is going to boot her off the cloud and straight to hell for not being a big enough jerk to gay people, who am I to say she's wrong?
|"Yeah, we actually don't have a problem with gay people...huh? What? Leviticus?|
Let me ask you something, do you like shrimp cocktail? You do? Then shut up."
-St. Peter, clarifying a few things
|Sorry cats, it's just an analogy. I don't|
mean to imply that you're all puffy, white
media whores who prey on controversy.
|Above: Mike Huckabee basking in the|
reflected glow of Kim Davis's relevancy.
-Mike Hucka-hey, did you know
he's running for President?
|Daaaamn! We just got Huckabee'd!|
So back to Eye of the Tiger. You'll be relived to know that the surviving members of the band, Survivor, did not give Davis or anyone associated with her permission to use the song, and were kind of annoyed that a bunch of gaycists used it to give Kim Davis an 80's movie montage exit from the county courthouse. Like she's goddamn Rocky or something...