|Hey look everyone, new Apple products! Also, a plane caught fire in Las Vegas|
and millions of refugees continue to flee Syria, but the iPhone 6s comes in a new color!
|What is that, a 4? I hope you enjoy|
your lonely, sexless existence...
|"Our customers expect a certain |
amount of finger-bleeding."
I suppose my real problem is-huh? Drunk the Kool-Aid? Oh, it means that someone's going along with something even though it's not necessarily in their best interests. I think it comes from Jonestown and-holy shit, I just realized how awful that is. I mean, how is that ok?
|Seriously, what is wrong with us?|
|"And when we come back, we'll be asking|
refugees what they think of the new iPad Pro."