|Above: the 'manuscript' seen here being handled by an intense |
auctioneer wearing rubber gloves which I presume is because it's
actually written on a repurposed scrap of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
|Hey, speaking of, if they can fly and|
teleport why are wizards tooling around on
motorcycles all the time? Do they think it
makes them look cool or what? Because...
The text is available online and is about James Potter (Harry's father) and Sirius Black (who is Gary Oldman) years before Harry's birth, getting into an altercation with the police. The young wizards are out riding motorcycles for some reason and a couple of cops try to pull them over because being a couple of reckless teens with limitless magical powers they aren't wearing helmets. The cops corner the kids who, forgetting that they're supposed to be part of a secret, unseen world of wizards, decide to scare the ever-living shit out of the muggle with their wizard-ness before zipping away on their broom sticks.
It's an enchanting tale of friendship, evading the authorities and forcing public servants who are just doing their jobs to question their own sanity.
|'I just...I just don't know what's real anymore...'|
-Former police officer Fisher trying
in vain to cope with his encounter
|Holy shit British people, I mean, |
threepence? What were you thinking?
|J.K. Rowling, considering new granite|
countertops while penning a new story about
Hermione's Tuesday-night pilates class.
|'Ello ello, what's awl this then?'|
-BPD official statement
So if you're on Craigslist or whatever and someone tries to sell you fifty thousand dollars worth of not-so-great Harry Potter side-quest, it might be hot so find the nearest non-TARDIS police call box and inform the constabulary. Yeah, you heard me. I know she's a great writer and humanitarian but as hastily written, non-canon one-off's go, it's not her best work.
|Wait, I'm confused. Do people use Twitter for things |
other than threatening their political opponents?