|Pictured: Suddenly only our second most disgraced President.|
|Fine, a crowd of hundreds, seriously|
though, you need to pick your battles.
|"I don't want to say I told you so, but..."|
-The person we actually
elected Presi-oh nevemind
|So the slow, painful slog it is then?|
So I hope you'll join me in asking the (I assume ironically named at this point) party of Lincoln to get up off their values-voter pandering asses, put misplaced loyalty aside for the good of the country and do something about this ridiculous Twitter-happy game show monkey they've loosed upon the world. Oh, and no, I'm not sorry about the 'dopes' comment. Not one bit.
|I mean they are, objectively speaking, dopes. Like look at this dope (above).|